Now THAT’s hot!

   Not much is know of the resident dark-haired diva of SNMR. It is rumored however that she trained in feudal Japan for much of her childhood to become the perfect assassin. However, Matt started that rumor back when they were both interns at MTV together, so despite how cool that would be, it is a blatant lie.

   Oh but don’t you worry kids... Jen will still wipe the floor with you if you piss her off. She’s got the brawn to backup the beauty. Hell, this one time, I totally saw her make some dude bite the curb. It wasn’t a pretty sight, despite the sexy knee-high boot that sent him to his maker.

   During her time that she isn’t working at the Montel Williams show, hitting the button every 108 minutes, and being educated in the ways of cinema and review by our dynamic duo, Jen enjoys living the good life. Her turn-ons are Mario Kart, good hands, and Depeche Mode. Her turn-offs include work, her sisters cat, and you running your mouth.

   Think you can handle her boys (or girls)... think again! This one is truly and utterly wild. Seriously... break out the fucking adamantium cuffs and prepare for a fight like you’ve never experienced. If you are stupid enough to actually attempt to tame her... just make sure she doesn’t have a katana present.

Beatrix Kiddo’s got nothing on The Stryker.