“Which way to the gun show?”

     Matthew was born in... crap... he can’t remember where he was born. Probably because when he was born he was really little. I’m talking like not even a year old! That’s young dude. And you don’t remember shit from when you’re super young. But ever since his memories kicked in (about at age 13... his house had lead paint), he knew that he loved movies. Then, he learned that he also loved to hate bad movies. He enjoyed belittling and harassing actors and directors he would never meet in person. That’s right... the kid had balls! So he decided that he should go to film school to better make fun of the creators of his favorite pass-time. After 4.5 years of spending his parents money, eating horrible cafeteria food, learning, loving, losing, and lathering at FSC, he graduated and headed off to the peace and quite of rural New York City. After completing his internship at a small time music/entertainment TV station, he got a job as an editor at said establishment. Then, one day Matt and his partner in rhyme Steve went with some friends to see a midnight showing of a little art house piece called “Ultraviolet.” After having his senses assaulted and maimed for about two hours, he was so infuriated with an industry  that would allow such filth to permeate into our society, that he got really drunk and shot a very tasteful review, outlining all of the films points in a very objective and unbiased manner. And through that process... and the resulting trip to get Matt’s stomach pumped... “Same Night Movie Reviews” was born. And the world has never been the same since... except for all the stuff in the world that Matt has nothing to do with...