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Born in the mean, rough and tumble streets and farm fields of Medway, MA (pop. 10k), our intrepid hero and the better looking half of Same Night Movie reviews originally wanted to be an archaeologist, after seeing Indiana Jones. Then he wanted to be an astronaut after seeing Star Wars. Then a paleontologist after witnessing Jurassic Park. He then wizened up and realized that why not just make movies, you’ll get to do all of those things without the heavy cost of an “university education”. So, after being ostracized from social circles in high school because he was the A/V kid, he packed his bags (both literally and figuratively) and hit the road (for about 45 minutes) and landed (parked) at Fitchburg State College. The next four years were an alcohol and pot induced haze (not really) of movies, both big and bigger (fuck you art house films). And, in between bong hits and jager bombs, he even managed to get not one, but two degrees! So, just in case his communications degree didn’t work out, he could fall back on his English degree…Now, after an internship in the big city of New York, he fights for truth, justice and phat lewtz (see World of Warcraft). Oh, and occasionally, when he scrounges up enough money (he doesn’t really work all that much) he goes and sees a movie with his room-mate, and occasionally, like with Ultraviolet, they get so mad at it that they have to do something about. What wacky, obnoxious and wild antics will they come up with for their next review? Stay tuned to find out!