It is truly Bach-O-Clock!

        Could it have been her deep affection for final cut, her true gangsta’ flava, or her vanity drenched personality that drove Matt to court Tracy in one of the finest fictitious 4.8 year relationships this world has ever known? Can’t it be all of those reasons?

        Tracy’s origins can actually be followed back to Matt’s home state of NH, where the firearms flow like wine and you either live free or you surly die. Granted Tracy only lived there for a few years, but Matt swears he knew her even back then. (Matt also swears he isn't a liar... and he can web-sling...)

        After her brief stint in the granite state, Tracy moved on to the warmer pastures of sunny Florida. It is there that she discovered the three passions that would drive her life forward to the point she is at today.

1) She loves hip-hop.

        Like love loves! Sure she may look like a little white girl, but much like the noble Autobots, she is more than meet the eye (where not sure about the “robots in disguise part”). She hold more rap knowledge in her dome then even the hardest core gang banger who swears that 2pac is still alive, well, and living in his basement.

2) The girl can hit.

        Again, unlike her fragile facade, Tre-Ocho can hold her fucking own. Not only did she play football as the only female member of her team back in school, but this one time... during the 1st annual SNMR arm wrestling competition... I saw her not only take down every male member of the gang, but did so while writing out Sucker Free formats!!!

3) Her celeb-questioning abilities are second to none.

        Tracy must have been a gumshoe in a previous live because she has the uncanny ability  to make even the most famous celebrity dish their soul to her microphone. While we have no idea how Tracy does that voodou that she do so well (hell it COULD be voodou!), It is this “skill” that drew her back into Matt’s fold (outside the fictitious bed that is fictitiously share ) and made her SNMR’s fame correspondent.

        It was these three skills (more so the last two really) that made her the perfect choice to run the red carpet at the 2007 Golden Shot awards. Matt says she took the job to be closer to him. Tracy says she took the job because she is in constant search for the truth in things. Steve doesn’t care.