MI3
Wednesday, May 3, 2006
Fun Facts:
-Tagline: “The Mission Begins...”
-Translation: “...against Zenu and his warships!”
-Review Starring: Matt, Erin, and Steve
-Movie Starring: Tom Cruise, Philip Seymour Hoffman,
Felicity
-Directed by: The guy who make me hit the button.
-Written by: Get “Lost”
The Good: Action, Special FX, More Action
The Bad: Cinematography, Generic Plot
The Rating: 2 out of 5 shots
The Bottom Line: If your looking for shit blowing up alot...
I mean alot! Like all the fucking time,
then this flick is for you. I don’t think
there is a point in this movie were things
aren’t exploding. however if your
searching for anything deeper then that,
you might want to try a petri dish.
In an attempt to get the word out on MI3, Matt tears through Times Square to deliver the review that Tom Cruise and The churcH oF scientologY don’t want you to see. Will he compete his review in time before the explosive in his brain detonates? Or will he fail to get back to Brooklyn to take the shots this movie deserved? This review will self-destruct... well never... cause that would be impossible. Or would it?
(Wait... what do you mean its blocky?)
