Lady In The Water
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Fun Facts:
-Tagline: “Time is running out for a happy ending”
-Translation: “...not like most of Shyamalan’s flick
have ANY type of ending”
-Review Starring: Matt, Jen, and Steve
-Movie Starring: The G-man, Gwen Stacey, and a prick
-Directed by: The original Sham
-Written by: ...a Sham and a prick walk into a bar...
The Good: Story, Cinematography, Paul Giamatti
The Bad: The marketing campaign, pretension,
and (you guessed it), the ending
The Rating: 3 out of 5 shots
The Bottom Line: I still would suggest seeing this movie...
after, of course, you were told exactly
what this photoplay is from a friend,
loved one, or us. The most painful thing
about this flick is your own expectation
for a horror movie... and M. Night’s
acting....BWEERERERHHHHhhhhh...
now thats terrifying...
Just keep swimming... Just keep swimming... Swimming swimming... wait a second... this movie had nothing to do with Ellen what-so-ever! Seriously, ever since Finding Nemo
all I think of whenever someone says “Lady In The Water” is that god damn lesbian fish! Whatever... I don’t even know what this is. Just watch the godless thing and
quit yer bitchen’!
