Fearless
Sunday, September 24, 2006
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Honor is essential in each of our lives. Sadly we here at SNMR don’t know anything about that. But here is what we do know... how to be an asshole! In this review, not only do we touch on both the great and the grievous point of Jet Li’s last action epic, but we also get to see exactly what Matt thinks of himself. So if your a pretentious fuck like we are, hop aboard the vanity train as it pulls into self love station! Because this review is just for you... and by “just for you” I of course mean for me.
P.S. Shot in HDV baby!!! Thats how we roll!!!
Fate made him a warrior. Courage made him a hero.
6000 years gave them an advantage. Genetics made them smaller and more efficent
Matt & Steve (Going old School)
Jet Li... and no one else you care about
Ronny Yu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....!
Chris Chow (I’m not even touching that one...)
Action, True life story, Set Design
Pacing, Some fights to western
2 out of 5 shots (or an equivalent)
True stories are often the best stories. This is doubly the case when it comes to sporting films. Fearless... although with no loathing, nor in Las Vegas... its Jet-fucking-Li and Yuen-Wu-ppass- Ping! What more do you want?
