Crank
Friday, September 8, 2006
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Your stomach will never be the same after this one kids! In this adrenaline-riddled review, Matt tests his metal against all odds (well... against lack of sleep) and brings you the skinny on the newest action film with our boy J. Stath! While he may not be transporting in this fast paced tour-de-force, he still is doing what he does best! Watch on my wayward sons. There’ll be peace when you are done. Well pieces anyway... probably of vomit... on the floor...
There are a thousand ways to raise your adrenaline. Today, Chev Chelios will need every single one.
Jason is going to make Jack Bower look like a sissy ta-ta boy!
Matt, Steve, Bones
Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam
Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor
(The new kids on the movie block)
The very same n00bs
Pacing, Visuals, Music, Comedic Timing, and James himself!
Same ol’ plot you’ve seen a million times.
1 out of 5 shots
If you like action with just the right amount of glib humor thrown into the chaos at the most opportune moments, go see this flick. It doesn’t get any more crazed then this folks. However if the thought of amazingly violent fight scenes, blatant overuse of various drugs, and public doggie style fucking are a big turn off for you, steer clear and proceed with having no fun.
