Snakes on a Plane
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Fun Facts:
 
-Tagline:                 “Sit back and enjoy the fright!”
 
-Translation:           “...the best hour and a half you’ll spend  
                                   in a theater all summer”
 
-Review Starring:    Matt, Steve, and SVP
 
-Movie Starring:      Sam “the man” Jackson, and a bunch of
                                   snakefood... oh and Kenan
 
-Directed by:            David R. Ellis (no relation to Jeremy)
 
-Written by:             The Gods
 
The Good:               Marketing, Sammy J, Deaths, Funny
                                  when needed, tence when needed
 
The Bad:                   ...umm, maybe your forgetting the movie
                                   we are reviewing here...
 
The Rating:              0 out of 5 shots (a first on SNMR)
 
The Bottom Line:    This is the type of film that breaks all the
                                   rules and does so with style. See it right
                                   the fuck now!
This is ‘Snakes on a Plane’, this is not some metaphor for terrorism or how our capitalistic society has taken over the “airplane” of world trade and hijacked our values. No, fuck that, you know exactly what you’re getting when you see this movie and because of that, it endears itself to you more than any movie in recent years. Tired of self righteous “message movies” or “stupid action films taking themselves too seriously”, then see this movie. See it right god damn now.