Ultraviolet
Friday, March 3, 2006
Fun Facts:
-Tagline: “My name is Violet... and I was born into
a world you... may not understand”
-Translation: “We don’t have to have the plot make any
sense what-so-ever. Ha! Thanks for your
cash!!!”
-Review Starring: Matt (and 3 seconds of Steve)
-Movie Starring: Milla Jovovich, Cameron Bright,
Nick Chinlund
-Directed by: The guy who should have stopped after
he made Equilibrium
-Written by: ...a director that has lost his typing
privileges
The Good: FUCK YOU!!!
The Bad: AND YOUR MOTHER!!!
The Rating: This review came into being before
ratings were a glint in our eyes. That’s
probably for the best, considering the end
of this review.
The Bottom Line: If you value your time, money, sanity,
will to live, and give a damn about the
well-being of either you, or your fellow
man...
KEEP THE FUCK AWAY!!!
The first “Same Night Movie Review” before we even knew what the hell “Same Night Movie Reviews” were! Check out the fuss that started it all:
(Yes... I know the quality sucks...)