Pirates of the Caribbean
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Monday, July 10, 2006
Fun Facts:
 
-Tagline:                 “Captain Jack Is Back!”
 
-Translation:           “The Star Wars Saga Continues!”
 
-Review Starring:    Matt and Steve
 
-Movie Starring:      Ed Wood, Legolas, Domino Harvey
 
-Directed by:            The Gore man!
 
-Written by:             Teddy and Terry!
 
The Good:               Pretty much everything
 
The Bad:                   It toppled Spidey... the franchise must be
                                   stopped!
 
The Rating:              1 out of 5 shots
 
The Bottom Line:    You know your going to see this
                                   regaurdless... but if your one of those
                                   who is holding out for some ungodly
                                   reason, cut the shit! Adventure movies
                                   don’t get much better then this... except
                                   if they involve Snake Pliskin...
After an extended hiatus, team SNMR get off their asses and do what they do best... Yammer! This 16 minutes review
of the ultimate summer swashbuckler will have you on the edge of your computer chairs. Which undoubtedly are less comfy then my own. Hell, I payed 200 bucks for this thing!
Microfibers are the only way to fly.
So if you think pirates are as gay as this blurb,  
watch this, and think again!
P.S. Cliffhangers are delicious...