Da Vinci Code
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Friday, May 19, 2006
Fun Facts:
 
-Tagline:                 “Break the Codes”
 
-Translation:           “We don’t think you can!”
 
-Review Starring:    Matt, Steve, and Jesus
 
-Movie Starring:      Forest Gump, Amile, Magnito, and
                                   That French Cop
 
-Directed by:            The red headed kid from Happy Days.
 
-Written by:             Dan Brown or Akiva Goldsman...
                                  depending on who wins the cage match!
 
The Good:               Story, Cinematography, Score
 
The Bad:                   Repetition, repetition, and Toms hair
 
The Rating:              2 out of 5 shots
 
The Bottom Line:    If your a novel nazi, and you love an
                                  adapted film that is truly accurate to its
                                  source material, then your holy grail of
                                  cinema has arrived! However if you like
                                  a good, tight, non snoreathon, hit up
                                  something else. As long as that
                                  something else isn’t National Treasure...
At long last, this review is finally up and running. Sure its a big download (40mb worth), but I think you can handle it. Plus its really long. But I know you like it that way you dirty little minx. You might want to pop up a bag-o-corn for this ones kids, cause with a runtime of 21 minutes, it is defiantly a commitment your getting into here.
I now pronounce you man/woman and movie review.
You may watch the Quicktime!!!      
...when its done downloading
(Rated R for a bunch of stuff you shouldn’t listen to at work)