Fun Facts:


-Tagline:                 “Heroes aren’t born. They’re built”


-Translation:           “Spandex not required”


-Review Starring:    Matt, Steve, Tracy, SVP


-Movie Starring:      Robert Downey Jr... and a few other people... 

                                   you won’t pay much attention to them.


-Directed by:            Jon “Hey, isn’t that the guy from      

                                  Swingers?” Favreau


-Written by:             Mark Fergus & Hawk (yes, Hawk) Ostby


The Good:                Everything between your blinking


The Bad:                   Predictable... but that just means you see the

                                   fun coming from far away!


The Rating:              1 out of 5 shots


The Bottom Line:    Why are you still reading this....

                                   GO SEE THIS FILM!!!


We believe ‘Iron Man’ is not a work of fiction. No, it is a biography chronicling the adventures and exploits of Robert Downey Jr. He’s rich, he’s powerful, he makes weapons in between film roles and yeah, he can fly. Only he doesn’t need a suit, he wills it with the sheer force of his awesomeness. And that’s why RDJ > you. Folks! I implore you: the bandwagon is over there. Hop on, we’ve been waiting for you on the RDJ train for a long time, but you didn’t listen. With a little help from us, his buddies at SNMR, prepare for the thunder! The...tropic thunder, perhaps?