Video F.A.Q.

 

You chose to shoot Sarge

Smart move. That man is dangerous. Too bad Sarge catches the bullet in his teeth and turns back to you with an evil glare. Right as it looks as though he will snap your puny neck, a look of disgust washes over his face.

“This bullet tastes terrible!” Sarge proclaims, “I have to get this taste out of my mouth. Pull into this Taco Bell real quick...”

“Yes!!!!” Matt roars, “I’m FULL!!!!”

With that, the three of you pull up to the T-Bell drive through, only to discover a video monitor where the crackly speaker box usually is. Your eyes lock on instinctively to the following:

The EndF.A.Q..html

(if you are related to me... do NOT view this video. For the love of all that is holy and good in the world, go read the written f.a.q. instead. You’ll thank me later when you can still look me in the eyes.)


(Also this thing is super long... like bible long. So feel free to skip around)