This being a romantic comedy with a male protagonist, we of course need two females for him to choose from. Naturally, as is the nature with 18 year old boys, he goes for "the hotness", Alice, a blonde...well, socialite whose previous dating experience all involved rich, foreign and generally, the criminal mind. To his other side is Rebecca, the complete opposite, but still stereotypical Left leaning revolutionary, who will take up any cause as long as it sticks something to "the man".